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"Suck home plate!"

Shawn [to Henry]

Shawn: Last week you mistook me for Michael Chickless!
Henry: That's because you were dressed like Michael Chickless!

Gus, Don't be Pete Roses's haircut.


I'm so proud of you man!

Shawn[ to Cal]

Really?! Did you see all the pipe I laid to get that?!

Shawn[ to Gus]
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