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Shawn: He sang our song....
Gus: It's on now.

You just suspended the greatest police chief in this city's history


He can't die in there, Shawn. It's a company car.


Juliet: You married a felon you helped put in jail.
Lassiter: Come on! Rehabilitated felon. Because the system works. At least I'm not a part-time stripper like McNab!

I like to laugh, and be held down and tickled.


I had a waffle for breakfast this morning... Do you want to hear my shoulder click?


Henry: What kind of idiot drives down a public pathway?!
Shawn: Hey, that's my dad. HEY DAD!

Don't hit any humans!

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