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Shawn: Remember the time I found those weird pictures of John Cusack in your drawer?
Gus: That was Joan Cusack, Shawn.
Shawn: Really? That's much less weird. Wait, no it isn't.
Carlton: This is one damn fine cup of cider.

Gus: They act like they've never seen a black person...
Young Girl: Excuse me, sir, but are you Frederick Douglas?

My name is Shawn Spencer, and this is my partner Lodge Blackman.


Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.

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