Psych

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Psych
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Do you think I’m a leach?

Shawn

That’s how I knock.

Gus

I'm thinking about taking on work as a manny.

Shawn

I have a standing shotgun in this care and everyone knows it!

Shawn

We haven’t had a case in like two months!

Shawn

I am not going to stress over things that I can’t control.

Gus

We have ourselves a situation.

Lassiter

Gus needs a dangerous situation diaper.

Shawn

I'm not just some rookie cop. I used to be head detective of this monkey factory and I've still got some juice.

Lassie

Would you please stop quoting Math like it's a person? Next thing you'll tell me Math is black.

Shawn

I hate remakes.

Shawn

She is a preschool teacher, who bakes!

Shawn
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Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.