Psych

Psych Quotes (Page 5)

Season 7 Episode 3: "Lassie Jerky"

Gus: It's the SERBS!
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Shawn: Lassie! Jules knows how to shoot a cross bow!
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Kate: You ever been shot, Papa Bear?
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Season 7 Episode 2: "Juliet Takes a Luvah"

Juliet: Peg H doesn't exist! I am going to kill somebody....
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Shawn: I just made a major epiphany. You know my lease is almost up? Right, well, I've been thinking "Shawn, it's time you moved on in your life as a man." It's not just about me anymore.

Juliet: I think that's a very mature thought, Mr. Spencer.

Shawn: So you know what I'm gonna do?...I am gonna move in with my dad....
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Gus: She's perfect. She's like an Indian princess that bakes pies.
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Shawn: Don't be the B in Apartment 23! You're better than that! We're all better than that! At least I think we are!
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Gus: Wow, so this is how you're gonna play my boy. Oh...ok...I see how this is. Girl, that is cold. And if I wasn't on a date right now, we would be having words. Know that.

Shawn: That's my boy right there, son
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Shawn: Rub my back at a medium, gentle pace!
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Shawn: Friend, that's me, I in friend status..

Juliet: Of course, what else would you be, Shawn?
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Juliet: You know, you're gonna make a really handsome baby daddy...
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Shawn: Please stop making sounds with you mouth...
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Henry: Shawn, how long have you been obsessed with this man.
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Lassiter [to Juliet]: Why don't you go home, watch a few episodes of Sex and the City and shake this whole thing off?
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Shawn: I like how we fit. And I'm not just talking about when we spoon it up half-moon style, although that's tight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shawn: Holy crap! Who is that?!
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Season 7 Episode 1: "Santabarbaratown 2"

Shawn: Screw you, Angry Birds!
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Shawn: You gotta save him that's my dad in there!
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Shawn: I'm pretty sure 90% of gunshot wounds are psychological. Good news is the body Is built for this sort of thing...I just think it's important for him to keep moving---maybe walk it off!
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Shawn: I don't think now is a good time for you to go, ok?
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