That's what it's like to sound old, bald and divorced.

Shawn

I believe in making my woman my queen.

Gus

I have the power to touch people Shawn.

Gus

You said the meat and cheeses were not gonna touch, Shawn.

Gus

Guster, I will choke you out!

Henry

Have a little Spencer faith!

Shawn

If you killed him, just tell me.

Shawn

How is it now that I am now being punished for being honest?

Shawn

Shawn: I will sell you a smile.
Gus: Suck it, Shawn.

Shawn: Woody, you're calling me.
Woody: Don't pick up.

You two nimrods still have a lot of explaining to do.

Lassiter

What is genius? Can you bottle it? Is it something you would even want to bottle?

Shawn

Psych Season 7 Quotes

Mexican Lassie is way better than American Lassie, much like Coca Cola.

Shawn

Hello, ass face.

Shawn