Any jackassery above a level 12 and Gus breaks into Reeses Pieces.

Shawn

You got bologna on your face, son!

Shawn

Suck it, Bernie.

Shawn

Who is the girl next door to your face?

Shawn

My, oh my. I do loving that man work.

Lassiter

Fantastic! The whole team is here!

Lassiter

Man, we got lapped by the supernaturals!

Shawn

I get to watch Brannigan crash and burn publicly.

Lassiter

Lassiter, did you just hear that? Bernie's in the interrogation room! He's not supposed to be ...

Gus

I will cut one of you!

Marlowe

A national geographic show is happening...I don't think right now is the time for a man to man....

Shawn

Is that my wife and unborn child in there?!

Lassiter

Psych Season 8 Quotes

You pay me to drive. If something gets in my way, that’s not my problem.

Shawn

Those movies are a part of your country's history!

Gus