Oh no, see, this is how it all ends. Some weird guy comes in saying stuff that don’t make no sense. And by the time your head realizes “Hey, this weird guy makes no sense,” your guts are all over the window.

Emerson

You ain’t lying. The only way you’re lying is if she asks the question, (imitates Chuck) “Hey, did you kill my father when you brought your mother back, which I didn’t know about because you never told me?” (normal voice) Don’t tell her.

Emerson

Chuck: Guess what day it is today.
Ned: World Hello Day.
Chuck: Oh, you finally put up my calendar of obscure holidays.
Ned: Yes, and Hola!

Young Ned felt a gnawing pity growing in his stomach. As was tradition.

Narrator

I have no doubt you could make mince meat of us. If you wanted more mince meat.

Chuck

Chuck, I killed your father.

Ned

Pushing Daisies Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

I have no doubt you could make mince meat of us. If you wanted more mince meat.

Chuck

Chuck, I killed your father.

Ned