But I like my belongings. That's why they belong to me.

Olive

It was her father's. I'm sure it's teeming with fungus and microscopic bugs that feed on flakes of human skin, but she was fond of it.

Vivian

I'm goin' dose the both of you with a dose of shut-the-fudge-up.

Emerson

What if someone from Betty's Bees finds out you're a spy?. Spying is a lot like sabotage in that they kill you for it. That's what you do with spies and saboteurs-you kill them. And you don't feel bad, because they're spying and sabotaging

Ned

Chuck: What if he was made entirely out of bees and that's why she couldn't see his face, because he didn't even have one? What if there's a whole beefolk society who walk around shaped like people?
Ned: You're thinking about how you can train your bees to walk around in people shapes, aren't you?
Chuck: Yeah.

Chuck: Poor Kentucky. What a horrible way to die. Thousands of little stingers stinging you.
Olive: Like little stinging secrets that don't just sting you once. They keep stinging you until you're bloated and filled with pus. Who wanted a la mode?

Lily: This place knows things about me nobody knows.
Olive: Like that you holidayed here thirty years ago and found a baby in a cabbage patch. And by "cabbage patch," I mean your lady parts.

These nuns aren't my people. Unless you're telling me "flibbertigibbet" is a title of respect.

Olive

I spent so much time praying, I've run out of things to say. I'm having awkward silences with God!

Olive

Forgive me, Father, for I'm gonna file a police report for all my worldly possessions.

Olive

If you can't hold it, go cry in the bathroom, sit on the toilet and do it. Like a man.

Emerson

You need a drink. Lily, give her your bag.

Vivian

Pushing Daisies Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

I could have been swarmed in my underwear.

Ned

Chuck: Don't offend the bees.
Ned: How would I offend the bees?