Emerson: I checked in with my people at the prison.
Chuck: You got people? That's so neat.

In that moment, Chuck was holding the Pie Maker's hand, if only by proxy.

Narrator

A bird with gossip. How exciting.

Vivian

Ned: I can't catch her, Emerson.
Emerson: Can't suck on her toes, neither. Some women like that.

Just because there's vodka in my freezer doesn't mean I need to drink it. Wait... yes it does.

Emerson

It's dead. And it's a bird. It's diseased.

Emerson

Chuck: You do realize that bee keeping within city limits is completely illegal?
Ned: Yes. And I'm almost sure I don't care.

Pushing Daisies Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

It's dead. And it's a bird. It's diseased.

Emerson

Chuck: You do realize that bee keeping within city limits is completely illegal?
Ned: Yes. And I'm almost sure I don't care.