Pushing Daisies

Pushing Daisies Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 3: "Bad Habits"

Chuck: If Mother Superior found Larue's shiny stash...
Ned: Then all it would take was one push, and the convent would be back... in black.
Chuck: By-proxy high-five.
Emerson: Get, before I by-proxy vomit.
 • Rating: Unrated

Olive: There are Commandments! We follow all ten, and I am commanding you to stop!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: There was a young man named Von Deenis...
Ned: Who they said had a very big...
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 2: "Circus Circus"

Olive: I could throw up in my mouth a little and not even know the difference.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Ned: Emerson needs me.
Chuck: Why? There's no dead body to wake up.
Emerson: Nice. Anyone not hear that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: You didn't sleep well.
Ned: It was deep and perfect, like a nap in the backseat of a car after a day at the beach.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emerson: You know how to knock?
Georgeann Heaps: I did knock. I came in, I said to myself, "I hope this good man can help me, knock wood," and then I knocked. My name is Georgeann Heaps.
Emerson: It's my nature to reward pushiness with inattention, Mrs. Heaps.
 • Rating: Unrated

Emerson: That thing should have said, "If this van's a-rockin', I'm being murdered."
 • Rating: Unrated

Narrator: The Pie Maker had grown accustomed to the feeling his heart made when it looked out his eyes and saw her sleeping in the next bed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 1: "Bzzzzzz"

Olive: But I like my belongings. That's why they belong to me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vivian: It was her father's. I'm sure it's teeming with fungus and microscopic bugs that feed on flakes of human skin, but she was fond of it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Emerson: I'm goin' dose the both of you with a dose of shut-the-fudge-up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ned: What if someone from Betty's Bees finds out you're a spy?. Spying is a lot like sabotage in that they kill you for it. That's what you do with spies and saboteurs-you kill them. And you don't feel bad, because they're spying and sabotaging
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: What if he was made entirely out of bees and that's why she couldn't see his face, because he didn't even have one? What if there's a whole beefolk society who walk around shaped like people?
Ned: You're thinking about how you can train your bees to walk around in people shapes, aren't you?
Chuck: Yeah.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: Poor Kentucky. What a horrible way to die. Thousands of little stingers stinging you.
Olive: Like little stinging secrets that don't just sting you once. They keep stinging you until you're bloated and filled with pus. Who wanted a la mode?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: This place knows things about me nobody knows.
Olive: Like that you holidayed here thirty years ago and found a baby in a cabbage patch. And by "cabbage patch," I mean your lady parts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Olive: These nuns aren't my people. Unless you're telling me "flibbertigibbet" is a title of respect.
 • Rating: Unrated

Olive: I spent so much time praying, I've run out of things to say. I'm having awkward silences with God!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Olive: Forgive me, Father, for I'm gonna file a police report for all my worldly possessions.
 • Rating: Unrated

Emerson: If you can't hold it, go cry in the bathroom, sit on the toilet and do it. Like a man.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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