Emerson: I'm Father Dowling. These are my associates: Father Mulcahy and Sister Christian.

(after re-killing Sister Larue) We are so going to hell.

Ned

Emerson: Rule Number One: don't buy fish on Monday. Rule Number Two: Don't poke an angry German.

Chuck: If Mother Superior found Larue's shiny stash...
Ned: Then all it would take was one push, and the convent would be back... in black.
Chuck: By-proxy high-five.
Emerson: Get, before I by-proxy vomit.

There are Commandments! We follow all ten, and I am commanding you to stop!

Olive

Chuck: There was a young man named Von Deenis...
Ned: Who they said had a very big...

I could throw up in my mouth a little and not even know the difference.

Olive

Ned: Emerson needs me.
Chuck: Why? There's no dead body to wake up.
Emerson: Nice. Anyone not hear that.

Chuck: You didn't sleep well.
Ned: It was deep and perfect, like a nap in the backseat of a car after a day at the beach.

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