Season 1, Episode 6: "Bitches"
Ned: I had a sexy dream about Olive last night and I'm sure it was influenced by a reality-based kiss. By the road. You know...Emerson: There is no way for this conversation to be anything but awkward for me.
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Olive: That's the most tragic story I've ever heard. Notwithstanding the big ticket items like genocide and famine, but tragic nonetheless.
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Chuck: (to Ned) I'm going to hug Digby and pretend that he's you.
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Narrator: Wondering why her kiss with the pie maker went unmentioned, Olive attempted to mention the unmentionable.
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Emerson: They were all breeders too.
Olive: They make dogs for their polygamy cult?
Emerson: Dog breeders.
Olive: They make dogs for their polygamy cult?
Emerson: Ain’t nobody making nothing for their polygamy cult.
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Ned: Ned and I have been together for a very long time. We’re intimate. But it’s the appropriate human-canine sort of intim
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Emerson: I suppose I could pay my bills with blind kids' smiles. But their money is a lot easier.
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Chuck: I love a good "although."
Olive: Me too.
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Emerson: That girl dropped a bomb in your sub-conscious with her saliva.
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Chuck: were you watching me sleep?
Ned: No... yes... well, I was waiting for you to wake up and in the process of waiting I was, yes, watching you sleep.
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