Season 2, Episode 3: "Bad Habits"
Chuck: If Mother Superior found Larue's shiny stash...Ned: Then all it would take was one push, and the convent would be back... in black.
Chuck: By-proxy high-five.
Emerson: Get, before I by-proxy vomit.
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Olive: There are Commandments! We follow all ten, and I am commanding you to stop!
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Chuck: There was a young man named Von Deenis...
Ned: Who they said had a very big...
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Season 2, Episode 2: "Circus Circus"
Olive: I could throw up in my mouth a little and not even know the difference.• Rating: 6.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ned: Emerson needs me.
Chuck: Why? There's no dead body to wake up.
Emerson: Nice. Anyone not hear that.
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Chuck: You didn't sleep well.
Ned: It was deep and perfect, like a nap in the backseat of a car after a day at the beach.
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Emerson: You know how to knock?
Georgeann Heaps: I did knock. I came in, I said to myself, "I hope this good man can help me, knock wood," and then I knocked. My name is Georgeann Heaps.
Emerson: It's my nature to reward pushiness with inattention, Mrs. Heaps.
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Emerson: That thing should have said, "If this van's a-rockin', I'm being murdered."
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Narrator: The Pie Maker had grown accustomed to the feeling his heart made when it looked out his eyes and saw her sleeping in the next bed.
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Season 2, Episode 1: "Bzzzzzz"
Olive: But I like my belongings. That's why they belong to me.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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