Season 2, Episode 1: "Bzzzzzz"
Vivian: You need a drink. Lily, give her your bag.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Chuck: They're not gonna kill me during business hours.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Olive: I am a sawed off shotgun full of secrets.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ned: I could have been swarmed in my underwear.
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Chuck: Don't offend the bees.
Ned: How would I offend the bees?
• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Season 1, Episode 9: "Corpsicle"
Emerson: I'm a father.Ned: As in a priest?
Emerson: As in a man... with a daughter.
• Rating: 8.4 / 10 • Permalink
Emerson: We are giant, enormous idiots. And don't you say "gi-normous" because that ain't a word
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Ned: But do you hate me?
Chuck: I have to hate you a little, just for a little while. But I can’t do that if you stay
Ned: I don’t want you to hate me, I’ll stay.
Chuck: If you stay, I’ll just end up hating you more. Just go.
• Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Coroner: My niece gave me this sweater.
Emerson: That thing’s uglier then a chipmunk’s ass.
Ned: He means the sweater, not your niece.
• Rating: 7.5 / 10 • Permalink
Narrator: Olive Snook had been delivering pies for weeks, not realizing she was a homeopathic drug mule.
• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 208
