Terry: We can't take communion.
Ray: It's a fuckin' cracker.

Conor wanted the family. Conor got the family.

Ya gotta be a back door man baby, at least while we get to know each other. NBA stars gotta be careful.

Deante

Abby: I could smell her on you.
Ray: What?
Abby: That night when I went to your apartment to surprise you, I could smell her sex on you.

But you, you're my favorite, Ray. You always were. We're alike, the two of us. The same exactly.

Mickey

See, you've worn the clothes so fucking long you forgot they don't belong to you. What you should do is say thank you. And get out.

Paige

Old Lady: Isn't that just sad? I hope he's not driving.
Abby: He's got Parkinson's, you fucking cunt.
Terry: It's good to have a Southie bitch on your side.
Abby: It's good to have the opportunity to be one.
Terry: That's the way, uh huh uh huh I like it, uh huh uh huh.

Great kids come from great f*cks.

Mickey

You do. You make me hard. Now shut up and blow me already.

Sully

Ray: Why'd you light your house on fire, Bunch.
Bunchy: I don't like it. Why'd you pull a gun on pop?
Ray: I don't like him.

Well it's not going to lick itself.

Motel Owner

Mickey: Be my muscle. Keep track of the ladies. And for that you will have a 20% stake in this operation.
Daryll: Twenty percent? Pop you better rethink your math. That's my car on the hook. 50/50.
Mickey: Young man, I will tell you what my father told me. Fuck you, 20% is all you get.

Ray Donovan Quotes

Who lives in Calabasas anyway? Sinbad, Howie Mandel? Jesus Ray.

Lee

You think you're the first person I've dealt with woke up in bed with a dead body?

Ray