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Ray-donovan

You do. You make me hard. Now shut up and blow me already.

Sully

Great kids come from great f*cks.

Mickey

But you, you're my favorite, Ray. You always were. We're alike, the two of us. The same exactly.

Mickey

Ya gotta be a back door man baby, at least while we get to know each other. NBA stars gotta be careful.

Deante

Ray: Why'd you light your house on fire, Bunch.
Bunchy: I don't like it. Why'd you pull a gun on pop?
Ray: I don't like him.

Ray: What'd you do?
Mickey: What did you do, Raymond? What did you do? Did you know Sully was f*ckin your little girlfriend Colleen behind your back? He found out who killed her and he knows who covered it up. I'd watch your back, kid.

Mickey: You got no real porn.
Bunchy: I'm a sexual anorexic.
Mickey: Uh huh. Well, we'll take care a dat. A man's got needs.

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

Conor wanted the family. Conor got the family.

Do you know how much money I gave after Katrina? Darfur? I'm a good person. You know, I struggle, I hurt, I make mistakes. But I'm a good person. I make this world a better place. You gotta help me Ray.

Sean

Mickey: Conor, you a fag?
Conor: I don't think so.
Mickey: I met some stand up fags in prison. Good guys. Tough guys. If one of your little friends wants to give you a blow job, that's fine. A mouth is a mouth. But don't let them f*ck you in that ass. That's how you get sick.
Conor: Thanks Grandpa.

Ray: I have a black half brother.
Abby: You're jokin' me.
Ray: No.
Abby: Oh my God. That's crazy!

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Ray Donovan Quotes

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

Conor wanted the family. Conor got the family.

Ray
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