Ray Donovan
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeFavorite Ray Donovan Quotes
Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.
Ray: What'd you do?
Mickey: What did you do, Raymond? What did you do? Did you know Sully was f*ckin your little girlfriend Colleen behind your back? He found out who killed her and he knows who covered it up. I'd watch your back, kid.
Stop offering people shit! This is a home invasion!
Lee
Volcheck: Please forgive me, but I really wanna fuck you. Tonight.
Donna: Really sweetie? Cause I really wanna fuck you, too.
Mickey: You got no real porn.
Bunchy: I'm a sexual anorexic.
Mickey: Uh huh. Well, we'll take care a dat. A man's got needs.
It's dirty money, Ray, ya know? The Church, they're going broke with all these lawsuits.
Bunchy
You know how ya start your mornings in prison? Watching your cellmates take a sh*t!
Mickey
Do you know how much money I gave after Katrina? Darfur? I'm a good person. You know, I struggle, I hurt, I make mistakes. But I'm a good person. I make this world a better place. You gotta help me Ray.
Sean
I'm not supposed to be spending so much money. Maybe you are a bad influence.
Bunchy
Ray: Where's your father?
Marvin Gaye: Dead Holmes.
Ray: Lucky you.
Mickey: Conor, you a fag?
Conor: I don't think so.
Mickey: I met some stand up fags in prison. Good guys. Tough guys. If one of your little friends wants to give you a blow job, that's fine. A mouth is a mouth. But don't let them f*ck you in that ass. That's how you get sick.
Conor: Thanks Grandpa.
Ray: I have a black half brother.
Abby: You're jokin' me.
Ray: No.
Abby: Oh my God. That's crazy!
