Favorite Ray Donovan Quotes
You know how ya start your mornings in prison? Watching your cellmates take a sh*t!Mickey
It's dirty money, Ray, ya know? The Church, they're going broke with all these lawsuits.Bunchy
Mickey: Conor, you a fag?
Conor: I don't think so.
Mickey: I met some stand up fags in prison. Good guys. Tough guys. If one of your little friends wants to give you a blow job, that's fine. A mouth is a mouth. But don't let them f*ck you in that ass. That's how you get sick.
Conor: Thanks Grandpa.
Ray: I have a black half brother.
Abby: You're jokin' me.
Abby: Oh my God. That's crazy!
Mickey: I just want my family back.
Ray: No you don't, you want my family back. You can't have it. You'll never see it comin.
Alan: The secret to happiness is freedom. Here's to your new life Mick.
Mickey: F*ckin good toast, Alan.
Mickey: Claudette. Look at you. You look great.
Claudette: It's nice of you to say that.
Mikey: Black don't crack.
Stu: He's hot, isn't he?
Singer mistress: Yep.
Stu: Find out who his trainer is!
Ray: Where's the car Ezra?
Ezra: What car?
Ray: Your car?
Ezra: Calm down Ray. You seem tense. You should get a massage.
Mickey: Tell me one true thing Ezra.
Ezra: We all die.
Mickey: Ain't that the truth.
He hates me Abby. Why, I don't know.Mickey
Bunchy: What about me pop?
Mickey: Every relationship is different. Your mother was a great cook.