You know how ya start your mornings in prison? Watching your cellmates take a sh*t!

Mickey

It's dirty money, Ray, ya know? The Church, they're going broke with all these lawsuits.

Bunchy

Mickey: I just want my family back.
Ray: No you don't, you want my family back. You can't have it. You'll never see it comin.

Stu: He's hot, isn't he?
Singer mistress: Yep.
Stu: Find out who his trainer is!

He hates me Abby. Why, I don't know.

Mickey

Bunchy: What about me pop?
Mickey: Every relationship is different. Your mother was a great cook.

Mickey: Claudette. Look at you. You look great.
Claudette: It's nice of you to say that.
Mikey: Black don't crack.

Alan: The secret to happiness is freedom. Here's to your new life Mick.
Mickey: F*ckin good toast, Alan.

Ray: Where's the car Ezra?
Ezra: What car?
Ray: Your car?
Ezra: Calm down Ray. You seem tense. You should get a massage.

Mickey: Tell me one true thing Ezra.
Ezra: We all die.
Mickey: Ain't that the truth.

We're at the Country Mart. Malibu is beautiful. So is your family.

Mickey

Bunchy: Did you beat up Daryll?
Ray: No. I had someone else do it. You want to know why, ask Mick.

Ray Donovan Quotes

Who lives in Calabasas anyway? Sinbad, Howie Mandel? Jesus Ray.

Lee

You think you're the first person I've dealt with woke up in bed with a dead body?

Ray