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Ray-donovan

Who lives in Calabasas anyway? Sinbad, Howie Mandel? Jesus Ray.

Lee

Ray: I have a black half brother.
Abby: You're jokin' me.
Ray: No.
Abby: Oh my God. That's crazy!

No lie lives forever Raymond. It's time to pay the piper. Why don't we kill him?

Exra

He hates me Abby. Why, I don't know.

Mickey

Mickey: Conor, you a fag?
Conor: I don't think so.
Mickey: I met some stand up fags in prison. Good guys. Tough guys. If one of your little friends wants to give you a blow job, that's fine. A mouth is a mouth. But don't let them f*ck you in that ass. That's how you get sick.
Conor: Thanks Grandpa.

Do you know how much money I gave after Katrina? Darfur? I'm a good person. You know, I struggle, I hurt, I make mistakes. But I'm a good person. I make this world a better place. You gotta help me Ray.

Sean

The jab is like the cane to a blind man, understand?

Terry

We're at the Country Mart. Malibu is beautiful. So is your family.

Mickey

You think you're the first person I've dealt with woke up in bed with a dead body?

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