Popular Ray Donovan Quotes
Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.
Well it's not going to lick itself.Motel Owner
Abby: I walked into your son's bedroom this mornin', and he was watchin' porn and fuckin' his own bed.
Ray: I don't know what the hell you're talkin' about.
Abby: Your son Conor stuck his teenage dick between his box spring and his mattress and fucked his own bed.
Ray: I have a black half brother.
Abby: You're jokin' me.
Abby: Oh my God. That's crazy!
Mickey: Conor, you a fag?
Conor: I don't think so.
Mickey: I met some stand up fags in prison. Good guys. Tough guys. If one of your little friends wants to give you a blow job, that's fine. A mouth is a mouth. But don't let them f*ck you in that ass. That's how you get sick.
Conor: Thanks Grandpa.
Do you know how much money I gave after Katrina? Darfur? I'm a good person. You know, I struggle, I hurt, I make mistakes. But I'm a good person. I make this world a better place. You gotta help me Ray.Sean
He hates me Abby. Why, I don't know.Mickey
We're at the Country Mart. Malibu is beautiful. So is your family.Mickey
Stu: He's hot, isn't he?
Singer mistress: Yep.
Stu: Find out who his trainer is!
Mickey: I just want my family back.
Ray: No you don't, you want my family back. You can't have it. You'll never see it comin.
The jab is like the cane to a blind man, understand?Terry
No lie lives forever Raymond. It's time to pay the piper. Why don't we kill him?Exra