Bridget: Dad, I want you to come to dinner tonight. It's important to me.
Ray: Why? What's going on?
Abby: Does she need a reason?

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Lena: Avi asked me to come work with him.
Ray: What's he offerin'?
Lena: Sparking water. And the chance to be his partner.

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Abby: I walked into your son's bedroom this mornin', and he was watchin' porn and fuckin' his own bed.
Ray: I don't know what the hell you're talkin' about.
Abby: Your son Conor stuck his teenage dick between his box spring and his mattress and fucked his own bed.

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Who fucked your wife? I bet he wasn't part of your fantasy football team.

Navy Seal

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Just remember, I didn't break the law, and neither did you.

Paige

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Ray: You tell him I want a check for $500,000 made out to Carl Lafell today.
Paige: Or what?
Ray: Or I'm gonna put you in the trunk of that Astin Martin and drive it off a fuckin' cliff.

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Mickey: Be my muscle. Keep track of the ladies. And for that you will have a 20% stake in this operation.
Daryll: Twenty percent? Pop you better rethink your math. That's my car on the hook. 50/50.
Mickey: Young man, I will tell you what my father told me. Fuck you, 20% is all you get.

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