Ray: Why'd you light your house on fire, Bunch.
Bunchy: I don't like it. Why'd you pull a gun on pop?
Ray: I don't like him.

I optioned my life rights to Sean Walker.

Mickey

Bridget: Did you kill Marvin?
Ray: What? No.
Bridget: What did you do to him?
Ray: I did what had to be done.

You do. You make me hard. Now shut up and blow me already.

Sully

F*ckin Ray. I hate him all day but when I'm drunk all I do is think about him.

Abby

Sully: Why me Raymond?
Ray: I guess because I want the last person he sees to hate him as much as I do.

Have you been to a post office lately, Ray? I'm the FBI's most wanted. Still number f*ckin one. So f*ckin what Ray, you gonna bring your rather to me and let me finish the job?

Sully

Sully: What are you doin here Ray?
Ray: I want you to kill my father.
Sully: (laughs) I thought my family was f*cking screwed up!

Ray: Tell Sully I wanna see him.
Old Man: You're a f*ckin lunatic Ray. I told ya he ain't in Boston.
Ray: I thought ya said he was dead.

Sean: I am one of the most important people on this planet. I can deal with this on my own Ray.
Ray: Don't get any stupid ideas, Sean. You're not a character on one of your movies. Asshole.

Ray: It's over Ezra. He's working with the FBI.
Ezra: I see. Well, we're gonna have to kill him.
Ray: It's not that simple. He's still my father.
Ezra: So. Who hates him more than we do?

Ezra: Hello Raymond.
Ray: How ya feeling?
Ezra: Happy to be alive darling.

Ray Donovan Quotes

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

Abby: I walked into your son's bedroom this mornin', and he was watchin' porn and fuckin' his own bed.
Ray: I don't know what the hell you're talkin' about.
Abby: Your son Conor stuck his teenage dick between his box spring and his mattress and fucked his own bed.