You know what? She's right! I am a victim! We're all your victims!


Fuck her harder Eddie.


At first I thought I wanted to help the victims, but it turns out I just like talking to sociopaths. They fascinate me.


I don't wanna go home. Can we go to a hotel and have sex?


Jim: Hey slugger. You alright?
Abby: No. I should have smashed her fuckin' face in.

I feel dirty.


Ed: There is no law here, Mick, there's just me. I'm the law! ME! I'm about to become the number one law enforcement officer in the United States, hell in the FREE WORLD Mick! But you Irish Spring, you Lucky Charms eating PIECES OF SHIT, you guys are gonna bring me down!
Mickey: Top of the mornin' to ya.

It really bothers you, doesn't it? Not being in control.


He made me kill that poor fat fucker. It was like killing a fuckin' dog!


OK. I shouldn't have pushed you down the stairs, but you did break my phone.


Ray: So why'd you stay?
Kate: Because you asked me to.

Kate: You know something about that Ray?
Ray: Just because we fucked doesn't mean I'm not gonna do my job (smiles).

Ray Donovan Quotes

Well it's not going to lick itself.

Motel Owner

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.