Why don't you go suck each other off in the corner somewhere?

Marisol

Mickey: I wouldn't have ratted on ya, son.
Ray: You always rat, Mickey.
Mickey: Maybe on some low lifes. Never on family. Never on family.

You know, if you can't see the trail of broken souls you leave in your wake, Ray, there's nothing I can do to help you. Nothing at all.

Father Romero

Bunchy: Jesus, Teresa, I gotta open up the club.
Teresa: And I gotta fuck!

Marisol: Do you bounce your ass on your bosses cock? I bet you do.
Lena: Do you really think I waste my time on cock, you fucking idiot?

Marisol: So now you want me gone?
Hector: Yes.
Marisol: Because you sure didn't want me gone when I had your dick in my mouth.

Abby: They want to cut my tits off.
Stranger: Excuse me?
Abby: I have breast cancer. They just told me. Stage 0. Have you ever heard of that? I mean Stage 0. Isn't everybody Stage 0?

I guess if you love people, you're supposed to let them in.

You know, my father never would have killed Varick if you weren't around. He fell in love with the idea that there was always gonna be someone there to save him from himself!

Paige

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been 36 years since my last confession.

Ray, faith is the evidence of things not seen. You asked God for forgiveness. That has to be enough. The rest is out of your control. May God grant you pardon and peace. I absolve you of your sins. In the name of The Father and The Son and of The Holy Ghost.

Father Romero

Mrs. Minassian: You think this is over? You think you can kill my boys and it stops? This will never stop. You are dead. All of you are dead. Your children are dead. Fuck you. And fuck you. And fuck y..[throat is sliced]
Mickey: And fuck you.

Ray Donovan Quotes

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

Well it's not going to lick itself.

Motel Owner