Last night, I wanted to take a pair of scissors and stab you. Then me, and the baby.

Teresa

I've done this a thousand times, I'm a professional.

Mickey

Well it's not going to lick itself.

Motel Owner

The two of you and your secrets.

Deb

Fuck you!

Abby
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Why don't you go suck each other off in the corner somewhere?

Marisol

Bunchy: Jesus, Teresa, I gotta open up the club.
Teresa: And I gotta fuck!

Marisol: So now you want me gone?
Hector: Yes.
Marisol: Because you sure didn't want me gone when I had your dick in my mouth.

Marisol: Do you bounce your ass on your bosses cock? I bet you do.
Lena: Do you really think I waste my time on cock, you fucking idiot?

Mickey: I wouldn't have ratted on ya, son.
Ray: You always rat, Mickey.
Mickey: Maybe on some low lifes. Never on family. Never on family.

You know, if you can't see the trail of broken souls you leave in your wake, Ray, there's nothing I can do to help you. Nothing at all.

Father Romero

Abby: They want to cut my tits off.
Stranger: Excuse me?
Abby: I have breast cancer. They just told me. Stage 0. Have you ever heard of that? I mean Stage 0. Isn't everybody Stage 0?

Ray Donovan Quotes

Who lives in Calabasas anyway? Sinbad, Howie Mandel? Jesus Ray.

Lee

You think you're the first person I've dealt with woke up in bed with a dead body?

Ray