You know, you're the last male Donovan. You have to have some boys of your own; keep the family name alive.

Mickey: Let me get this straight. No one else knows about this?
Van: I couldn't risk it.
Mickey: And you get all the credit.

Listen, Sully, if you need a gun or a car in this town, I'm the guy you want to get it for ya.

Abby: He stinks of booze. And he's wearin' a woman's shirt.
Ray: Yep. He'll be fine.

You'll never believe how f*cked up I was this morning. You gotta hand it to Ray.


Ray: You stopped at a hotel?
Avi: They're out of their f*cking minds, Ray.

He put his penis in my hand!


Tommy: Maybe I should just kill myself.
Ray: Kill yourself tomorrow. Tonight you're going to this awards thing and you're taking my kid.

Ray: What the f*ck is on your head?
Tommy: My heart is broken. How can you even ask me that?

Conor: Look, I know you think he's a perv. He's not. He likes trannies. And girls when he's drunk.
Ray: You seem to know him pretty well.
Conor: He's my friend. He's never done anything to me. And if he did, I know how to take care of myself.

F*ck the bureau. Lazy people are always sticking their names on good work. Not this time. Who's got the stick now, hmmm? Who's got the stick now?

Priest: You've been here two minutes and you've already committed two sins.
Terry: What's your point?
Priest: You're really hard on yourself. God doesn't condemn us.

Ray Donovan Quotes

Who lives in Calabasas anyway? Sinbad, Howie Mandel? Jesus Ray.


You think you're the first person I've dealt with woke up in bed with a dead body?