You know, you're the last male Donovan. You have to have some boys of your own; keep the family name alive.

Mickey: Let me get this straight. No one else knows about this?
Van: I couldn't risk it.
Mickey: And you get all the credit.

Listen, Sully, if you need a gun or a car in this town, I'm the guy you want to get it for ya.

Abby: He stinks of booze. And he's wearin' a woman's shirt.
Ray: Yep. He'll be fine.

You'll never believe how f*cked up I was this morning. You gotta hand it to Ray.


Ray: You stopped at a hotel?
Avi: They're out of their f*cking minds, Ray.

He put his penis in my hand!


Tommy: Maybe I should just kill myself.
Ray: Kill yourself tomorrow. Tonight you're going to this awards thing and you're taking my kid.

Ray: What the f*ck is on your head?
Tommy: My heart is broken. How can you even ask me that?

Conor: Look, I know you think he's a perv. He's not. He likes trannies. And girls when he's drunk.
Ray: You seem to know him pretty well.
Conor: He's my friend. He's never done anything to me. And if he did, I know how to take care of myself.

F*ck the bureau. Lazy people are always sticking their names on good work. Not this time. Who's got the stick now, hmmm? Who's got the stick now?

Priest: You've been here two minutes and you've already committed two sins.
Terry: What's your point?
Priest: You're really hard on yourself. God doesn't condemn us.

Ray Donovan Quotes

Who lives in Calabasas anyway? Sinbad, Howie Mandel? Jesus Ray.


Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.