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Ray-donovan

Sully: Why me Raymond?
Ray: I guess because I want the last person he sees to hate him as much as I do.

Have you been to a post office lately, Ray? I'm the FBI's most wanted. Still number f*ckin one. So f*ckin what Ray, you gonna bring your rather to me and let me finish the job?

Sully

Sully: What are you doin here Ray?
Ray: I want you to kill my father.
Sully: (laughs) I thought my family was f*cking screwed up!

Ray: Tell Sully I wanna see him.
Old Man: You're a f*ckin lunatic Ray. I told ya he ain't in Boston.
Ray: I thought ya said he was dead.

Sean: I am one of the most important people on this planet. I can deal with this on my own Ray.
Ray: Don't get any stupid ideas, Sean. You're not a character on one of your movies. Asshole.

Ray: It's over Ezra. He's working with the FBI.
Ezra: I see. Well, we're gonna have to kill him.
Ray: It's not that simple. He's still my father.
Ezra: So. Who hates him more than we do?

Ezra: Hello Raymond.
Ray: How ya feeling?
Ezra: Happy to be alive darling.

I'll take 'em. Frances has got her car. We'll get 'em home. They'll be fine. But you gotta clam down. You gotta get outta here.

Terry

You might have had the balls to put me away kid, but shot me? I don't think so.

Mickey

Think it would fit in any of them? Maybe if I just put in the first three inches. I'm just teasin.

Mickey

Yo, there's a party and your parents aren't home.

Marvin Gaye

Ya gotta be a back door man baby, at least while we get to know each other. NBA stars gotta be careful.

Deante
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Ray Donovan Quotes

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

Who lives in Calabasas anyway? Sinbad, Howie Mandel? Jesus Ray.

Lee
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