Ray Donovan

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Abby: I could smell her on you.
Ray: What?
Abby: That night when I went to your apartment to surprise you, I could smell her sex on you.

Ray: How's Bridg?
Abby: She's a little bitch. She thinks I'm an idiot and you're an animal.
Ray: Well, she's right about one of us.

Frances: Sweetheart, what are we doing?
Terry: You're cheatin' on him. It's not fair.
Frances: Fair? Who cares about fair. I'm in love with you. There are arrangements that people live with.
Terry: It's indecent. You can't go from his bed into mine.
Frances: If it's so indecent, why did you keep f*cking me? You knew about it.
Terry: So. It's over between us.

Mickey: You know how to twerk?
Spa Lady: Twerk? What?
Mickey: We'll get to that.

Terry: You're a hard man, Ray.
Ray: What are you talkin' about?
Terry: You gotta be careful with girls. You gotta be gentle.
Ray: (Laughs)

Terry: I'm sorry. I didn't know she was married, but you don't hit a lady.
France's Husband: She's not a lady, she's a f*ckin' whore.

Ray: Why'd you light your house on fire, Bunch.
Bunchy: I don't like it. Why'd you pull a gun on pop?
Ray: I don't like him.

I optioned my life rights to Sean Walker.

Mickey

Bridget: Did you kill Marvin?
Ray: What? No.
Bridget: What did you do to him?
Ray: I did what had to be done.

You do. You make me hard. Now shut up and blow me already.

Sully

F*ckin Ray. I hate him all day but when I'm drunk all I do is think about him.

Abby

Sully: Why me Raymond?
Ray: I guess because I want the last person he sees to hate him as much as I do.

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Ray Donovan Quotes

Mickey: I got a good one for ya.
Bunchy: Dad, don't.
Stan: It's alright.
Mickey: What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face.

Who lives in Calabasas anyway? Sinbad, Howie Mandel? Jesus Ray.

Lee
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