Don't be dissing Hooters. You might be working there someday.

Roy

I see an Yankee lawyer in expensive shoes who doesn't know how to work a southern jury or a southern DA.

Roy

I'm sweating right now, in little private places you can't see.

Jamie

I just needed to talk to someone without a southern accent.

Jamie

Four cops for a speeding ticket. Will you call out the SWAT team if I run a red light?

Jamie

Judge: We don't allow our attorneys to play Perry Mason.
Jamie: Who's Perry Mason?

I could barely get through the day after my divorce.

Roy

Terry: My favorite Yankee lawyer.
Jamie: My least favorite police officer.
Terry: Change your mind if you just give me 20 minutes.
Jamie: I heard it was about 5 minutes.

Those IT guys, they know where all the bodies are buried.

Vi

Preston: I'm not in it.
Roy: You may want to rethink that answer.

I prefer not to work with egghead freaks but sometimes we've got to compromise.

Terry

Kinda looks like she's got you bent over a stump with your pants down, son.

Judge

Reckless Quotes

Don't be dissing Hooters. You might be working there someday.

Roy

Kinda looks like she's got you bent over a stump with your pants down, son.

Judge