I see a pretty girl with cheap shoes and limited social graces.

Victoria

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• Added: January 04, 2012

It does appear that you despicable people are starting to rub off on me.

Tyler

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• Added: January 04, 2012

Marrying me was the best thing that ever happened to that woman.

Conrad

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• Added: January 04, 2012

Blackmail. It isn't just for breakfast anymore.

Nolan

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• Added: January 04, 2012

A little advice, leave the joke cracking to me. You suck at it.

Nolan

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• Added: January 04, 2012

I googled friendship on the interwebs. Apparently when you have a fight with a friend you're suppose to apologize

Emily

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• Added: January 04, 2012

Please call Emily and see if you can lend her your severely overqualified hand.

Victoria

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• Added: January 04, 2012

When duress is applied to the emotionally unstable the result can be as violent as it is unpredictable.

Emily

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• Added: January 04, 2012