Come on down. Testosterone's on the house.

Nolan

Nolan: What are frick and frack doing here?
Jack: Getting loaded.
Nolan: And laid by the look of it.

Sometimes I wonder if having a second child was a mistake.

Victoria

I smell the distinct aroma of retribution in the air.

Nolan

Mommyzilla.

Charlotte

Family can be overrated.

Emily

Tyler: I'm pretty sure the ball was out.
Emily: I'm pretty sure you're lying.

My friends are important to me. Maybe if you were nicer to yours you'd still have some.

Charlotte

Nolan: You scare me.
Emily: Good.

Look on the bright side, you can party all summer and I'll be your designated driver.

Daniel

The only thing we know for sure is that you're a bad judge of women.

Victoria

Trust is the one thing I can not afford.

Victoria

Revenge Quotes

A person's true identity can often be difficult to discern, even to themselves, causing one to question their character, their calling, their very existence. For most, time provides clarity, but for others, these questions remain unanswered for an identity cannot be fully defined when it is a guarded secret.

Emily

[to Aiden] Hate is a lot like love. You can't force it. You can't fight it. You just have to embrace it when it comes along.

Emily