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Revolution

80 million dollars in the bank and I would trade it all, right now, for a roll of Charmin.

Aaron

Tom: Can you get inside there?
Aaron: With this book I can, you dick.

Conan the Librarian.

Miles

Charlie: Wait, you're Uncle Miles?
Miles: Underwhelmed?

I have to say, you are the most irritable pain in the ass I have ever known.

Tom

You know, you could just let me go I'll drink myself to death.

Miles

Jason: I don't understand you. Why are you doing this? I don't want your help.
Tom: Look, I know what kind of man I am. I have done every bad thing in the good book. I have lied; I have stolen; I have killed and worse. I don't care if you're the devil himself. Everyone draws the line somewhere, and leaving my only son to die alone I guess that's where I draw the line.

Most people do.

You have family? Miles

It's irritating when a dumb kid tells you what to do, isn't it?

Miles

Nora: Wow, can you boil everything down to getting laid?
Miles: Yeah.

Miles: Your dad told you stories of Walker, Texas Ranger?
Sheriff: Why? Have you heard of him?
Miles: His legend's known far and wide.

Rachel: Randall, what are you saying?
Flynn: I'm a patriot Rachel.

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Revolution Quotes

80 million dollars in the bank and I would trade it all, right now, for a roll of Charmin.

Aaron

Tom: To tell you the truth, when General Monroe finds out, he's gonna be irate and he might even have my head.
Danny: Let's hope.

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