Favorite Revolution Quotes
80 million dollars in the bank and I would trade it all, right now, for a roll of Charmin.
Aaron
Rachel: Randall, what are you saying?
Flynn: I'm a patriot Rachel.
I have to say, you are the most irritable pain in the ass I have ever known.
Tom
Conan the Librarian.
Miles
Jason: I don't understand you. Why are you doing this? I don't want your help.
Tom: Look, I know what kind of man I am. I have done every bad thing in the good book. I have lied; I have stolen; I have killed and worse. I don't care if you're the devil himself. Everyone draws the line somewhere, and leaving my only son to die alone I guess that's where I draw the line.
You know, you could just let me go I'll drink myself to death.
Miles
Tom: Can you get inside there?
Aaron: With this book I can, you dick.
Most people do.
You have family? Miles
It's irritating when a dumb kid tells you what to do, isn't it?
Miles
Nora: Wow, can you boil everything down to getting laid?
Miles: Yeah.
Charlie: Wait, you're Uncle Miles?
Miles: Underwhelmed?
Miles: Your dad told you stories of Walker, Texas Ranger?
Sheriff: Why? Have you heard of him?
Miles: His legend's known far and wide.
