Favorite Ringer Quotes
One night with me and you're already speaking French?
Siobhan
That's for sleeping with my husband, you whore!
Gemma
It's a lawsuit waiting to happen!
Bridget
Looks just like my house, just not at all.
Siobhan
Bridget: Getting pregnant is not a strategy.
Olivia: It is if you need to hold on to your husband.
Juliet's only problem in life is suffering through with your pathetic DNA.
Bridget
Don't just spin theories. Get proof.
Malcolm
Bridget: You're high.
Juliette: Was high. Now I'm hungover.
Andrew: Will you tell her that's not appropriate attire for the first day of school.
Bridget: It's a little fabric challenged.
Teacher: It's a better school than it looks.
Juliet: How could it not be.
Andrew: It's a little early for that isn't it?
Henry: Hey, you saw my wife. It's justified.
When I set your punishment it's going to make your last grounding feel like a holiday.
Andrew