You owe me bitch. Like ten million dollars.

Juliet

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• Added: November 01, 2011

I had two beers. It's not like I was doing coke.

Juliet

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• Added: November 01, 2011

Sometimes it's easier to lie.

Bridget

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• Added: November 01, 2011

When I agreed to be your sponsor I thought it was going to be a whole lot easier than this.

Charlie

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• Added: November 01, 2011

Bridget: Please tell me you didn't bake.
Malcolm: Hey, I'm trying to celebrate, not kill you.

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• Added: November 01, 2011