Ringer

Ringer Quotes (Page 5)

Season 1 Episode 12: "What Are You Doing Here, Ho-Bag?"

Bridget: I thought I was making pancakes?
Catherine: Not interested in salmonella today.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bridget: I'm channeling Martha Stewart.
Andrew: You know I've got a thing for her, right?
 • Rating: Unrated

Bridget: The pizza's way better here than in Wyoming.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 11: "It Just Got Normal"

Juliet: It just got normal and I kind of want it to stay that way.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Machado: How does a stripper from Wyoming hook up with a retired cop from Brooklyn?
 • Rating: Unrated

Machado: The Bridget Kelly I knew in Wyoming was not a kidnapper or a killer.
 • Rating: Unrated

Henry: If it weren't for you, Gemma would be here today.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tyler: It's a little hard to trust you when you're using me to get back at your husband.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andrea: What the hell are you doing here?
Juliet: Receiving a sub par education, the same as you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 10: "That's What You Get Trying to Kill Me"

Charlie: How are you even alive?
Gemma: You've got bad aim.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Siobhan: You're a glorified babysitter who got way too expensive.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlie: Sorry Siobhan. My good will's all maxed out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bridget: How do I know I can trust you?
Charlie: You don't. But what choice do you have?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Henry: Another friend helping out. That's awesome, Siobhan. That's awesome. What is he going to turn out to be? A mob boss, a serial killer, al qaeda?
 • Rating: Unrated

Siobhan: She's my friend.
Charlie: Yeah, I hate to see how you treat your enemies.
 • Rating: Unrated

Malcolm: Anniversary?
Bridget: Six years already. Can you believe it?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 9: "Shut Up and Eat Your Bologna"

Henry: So what's your story, Olivia?
Olivia: What have you heard?
Henry: That you're a bitch.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlie: Besides, I've only got so much room in my basement.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bridget: What would you say if I said I was going to church?
Andrew: You, in church. You'd melt.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andrew: What if doing the right thing costs us everything?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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