No offense, but dude's super boring. He's an English major or something.


I don't have to speculate. I have science.


Jane: Stuart Crane had 32 girlfriends?
Frankie: Stuart Crane wasn't just reading Don Juan. He WAS Don Juan.

Jane: Said you'd kill him in some pretty creative ways.
Man: I was upset. Wouldn't you be if you found out your wife had some secret boyfriend?

Man: You've been texting with a robot?
Woman: He tells me I'm pretty every day. You're never home. I just wanted you to be a little jealous.

Arthur: Maura... can't we just talk?
Maura: I don't know how to talk to you. I haven't since you were 14.

I missed you too, for so long. And then I got over it.


Vince: Are you free tomorrow night?
Jane: Yes! Anything to get me out of Frankie's apartment.

Angela: You know, when your kids are little and they look up to you, they are your whole world. But parents are not perfect. Don't get me wrong, I'm not excusing what your father did. He made a mistake, and one that caused you so much pain and anger. Why hold on to it, Maura?
Maura: At this point, I don't know how to do anything different.

Everyone's track record is terrible 'til you meet the one who works.


I have never used the word demure.


Maura: That dress is perfect. Sophisticated with just a touch of VA-VOOM.
Jane: I think it has too much VA-VOOM.