Now you've got a conscience after you've slept with half my family?

Jane

Texting for booty. Technology's killing romance.

Korsak

I always wanted a mother like you.

Maura

He disappears for three months and now I'm suppose to just drop everything to be a groupie at his book signing?

Maura

Have you noticed the Cruella d'Ville streak in her hair?

Jane

Frost: Me and Frankie are holding steady with the grudge.
Jane: That's productivie.

That baby didn't have anything to do with how it got made.

Angela

Jane: What if it's dad's?
Frankie: He tore up his parent card when he slept with someone younger than us.

Serial killers get away with it because they appear so normal.

Jane

Jane: Do you ever worry that you'll sound pretentious?
Maura: No.

Maura: It is so clean in here you could eat off the tables.
Jane: Let's not.

I'll guess that wasn't sugar that double tall was pouring into five pump minty's FroCap.

Jane