Rizzoli & Isles

Rizzoli & Isles Quotes (Page 2)

Season 3 Episode 13: "Virtual Love"

Frost: If you touch my action figure again, I will break your face.
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Maura: Where would Luke Skywalker be without Yoda?
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Jane: It is so weird watching your mother rebound.
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Season 3 Episode 12: "Love the Way You Lie"

Angela: What's so wrong with wanting to be a person again?
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Frankie: I'm not interested in getting old if all I get to drink is green tea.
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Jane: I saw you eating a contraband donut this morning.
Frost: You wellness snitch.
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Jane: Please tell me I'm asleep and that was a dream.
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Maura: Quiet the chatter in the monkey mind.
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Frankie: Have you tried this stuff? It takes like sweat and rotten celery.
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Jane: I'm going to kill her. That should fulfill the physical activity time for today.
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Korsak: Suicide boy finally does it. I bet that would be good for sales.
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Jane: Thank you for playing the annoy the uncaffeinated detective game
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Maura: On average police officers only live two to five years after retirement.
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Korsak: Maybe Angelina Jolie is playing a homicide detective and wants to do a ride along.
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Season 3 Episode 11: "Class Action Satisfaction"

Stanley: Just like in a real family you don't always like all your relatives.
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Stanley: Arrest me.
Jane: What's the charge? Felony or misdemeanor assholishness?
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Angela: I dropped you once.
Frankie: Is that what happened to him?
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Jane: I'll guess that wasn't sugar that double tall was pouring into five pump minty's FroCap.
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Maura: It is so clean in here you could eat off the tables.
Jane: Let's not.
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Jane: Do you ever worry that you'll sound pretentious?
Maura: No.
 • Rating: Unrated

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