You bought a car for a chick? Dumb bro.

Barry

Maura: Pine scent. It's right where her jacket pocket would be.
Jane: You think she was wearing air freshener?

I'd love bunny pancakes.

Maura

Eighteenth century beer sucks.

Maura

Do parents know their spending fifty thousand for their daughter to learn how to serve tea?

Jane

Maura, shot or stabbed, or did somebody chew on his hip?

Jane

Jane: I hate it when you drive.
Maura: I hate it more when you undress and drive.

Frost: How can you be this big animal lover and eat their flesh?
Korsak: I'm a complicated man.

Just know I don't serve coq au vin, I serve coco puffs.

Jane

Hey Julia Childs, I could buy a tube of those crescent things and serve them to you in twenty minutes.

Jane

You got balls taking a cop to dinner. Did you think you could charm me too?

Jane

Your dress is a real booty call magnet. I got hit on twice, by women.

Maura