I'll never tell you that it'll be OK when I don't know that it will.

Jane

Frankie: Who are you dressed as?
Jane: A person. Shut up.

Your life gets lived while you are doing other things.

Constance

Does your brain ever get tired?

Jane

You're not even ready for the commitment of calling him by his first name.

Maura

Jane: I hate it when you correct me.
Maura: I hate it when you forget about Mr. Adverb.

Angela: Why do you have to be so snippy?
Jane: Why do you have to be so snoopy?

Jane: What is it with the English and their ridiculous hats?
Maura: The Anglican church made women cover their heads.
Jane: With a pink migrating goose.

One date to see Dumb and Dumber doesn't constitute a boyfriend.

Jane

If I wanted support like that I would have called my mother.

Jane

Why do you have to go straight to breeding, with my brother.

Jane

You didn't trust me enough to protect you and you didn't protect me.

Jane