Rizzoli & Isles

Rizzoli & Isles Season 2 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 2 Episode 7: "Bloodlines"

Jane: Oh my God. I'm going straight to hell. I'm stealing a sippy cup.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Yes or no. Perfectly good answers.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jane: Hypothesis confirmed. I would recognize that cheap dye job anywhere.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Korsak: How is it that you can't look at a dead body but you can watch zombies chew their own arms off?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Barry: You bought a car for a chick? Dumb bro.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Maura: Pine scent. It's right where her jacket pocket would be.
Jane: You think she was wearing air freshener?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Maura: I'd love bunny pancakes.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 6: "Rebel Without a Pause"

Maura: Eighteenth century beer sucks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Do parents know their spending fifty thousand for their daughter to learn how to serve tea?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: Maura, shot or stabbed, or did somebody chew on his hip?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: I hate it when you drive.
Maura: I hate it more when you undress and drive.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frost: How can you be this big animal lover and eat their flesh?
Korsak: I'm a complicated man.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: Just know I don't serve coq au vin, I serve coco puffs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Hey Julia Childs, I could buy a tube of those crescent things and serve them to you in twenty minutes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 5: "Don't Hate the Player"

Jane: You got balls taking a cop to dinner. Did you think you could charm me too?
 • Rating: Unrated

Maura: Your dress is a real booty call magnet. I got hit on twice, by women.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Maura: Those boots are fashion homicide.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jane: Take your VIP seats. Boston Homicide sits in the nose bleeds.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jesse: Call me. I wouldn't mind be interrogated by you.
Jane: Heard that line. Like four million times.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jesse: The dead guy in the shower's got everybody spooked.
 • Rating: Unrated

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