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I'm not saying that we make her live in a refrigerator box. I'm just saying that she needs to be busy.

Jane

I mean what could be more fun than taking out your broke, homeless mother who's been dumped by your father.

Angela

A stomach's contents are like somebody's grocery bag. They're so revealing. It's my favorite part.

Maura

Marmalade is the new black.

Maura

Jane: What's wrong?
Maura: Nothing.
Jane: Tell that to your face. It looks pretty bothered.

This reminds of the time I asked for a bunk bed and you surprised me with a pink canopy.

Jane

I can't remember the last time I had so much fun marinating in mud.

Jane

Taking a dirt path seems sort of, I don't know, unhealthy.

Jane

Maura: I just wish I knew what was causing that pain.
Jane: Again, I'm going with a 40 caliber bullet.

Downstairs only. I will poke you in your scar tissue if you even touch the up arrow.

Maura

Oh I like Byron, when anesthetized. Your turtle has a better bedside manner.

Jane

Maura: You still have pain?
Jane: No, I just like saying ow.

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