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Traci: Was it good?
Andy: Heavenly...

Andy: Insurance is really kind of fascinating.
Traci: Almost as fun as tag team Tuesdays.

This must be where momma bear and papa bear are buried.


Traci: Having faith means believing in things that don't make sense.
Andy: The tooth fairy doesn't make sense.
Traci: I am the tooth fairy.

Yeah, well if I'm living God's plan you can let him know that his timing's off. Way off.


Chris: He's a priest. He can't be lying.
Andy: Pfff. Priests lie. Ever see that wafer that they call bread?

Well the minute I decided to tell Sam about my feelings he's gone, like magic Like really mean magic.

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