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Who knew killing someone would require so much paperwork?


Some morning I don't even wanna get out of bed. Then again, I am kind of lazy.


Peck: What is a doula?
Epstein: A birth coach for hippies.
Peck: I thought a birth coach was a birth coach for hippies.

I don't mean to sound like your mother, but I think you need stitches.


Your loss. Last night included me, with ice cream, naked.

Andy [to Luke]
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