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Dov: If my mom was superintendent, I'd be detective by now.
Gail: If my mom was your mom, you'd be gay.

I guess we now know how to make the demon flee. Speak the name of thy life giver.


Gail: She kept calling you Craig.
Chris: Craig's a great name.

Andy: What are you guys doing?
Chris: Oh just cleaning the place a bit. Trying to make it look a little less, you know, murdery.

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