This isn't the family you pictured but it's the one you have and you have a choice.

Andy

The best thing that you can do for your kid, the best is just to be happy yourself.

Oliver

You know, I didn't exactly plan on getting pregnant with a guy who dumped me.

Marlo

My foot's asleep. A cop can’t walk around with one foot asleep.

Chris

You, my darling, are a complete idiot.

Sam

Just the two of us together in a fishing cabin for three weeks. I've never been happier.

Sam

In case you're wondering, there hasn't been anyone else since you.

Marlo

I'm not upset. I'm invested.

Andy McNally

It doesn't make any sense expect it makes absolute sense.

Gail

How many girlfriends have you had that can walk away from a bomb unscathed?

Andy

Traci: I can't imagine being too sane after I'd watched my son blow up.
Steve: You wouldn't turn into that.

There's a cop in here too. Stranded. Trapped inside a Staff Sergeant's uniform.

Shaw