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Andy: You need to figure out what's important: being nice or telling the truth.

Nash: This is a high school?
Epstein: Technically, it's a preparatory academy.
Nash: Dude, you went to school in a palace.

I know it's your specialty, but let's try not to overthink this one, okay?

Swarek [to Andy]

Who knew killing someone would require so much paperwork?


Some morning I don't even wanna get out of bed. Then again, I am kind of lazy.


Peck: What is a doula?
Epstein: A birth coach for hippies.
Peck: I thought a birth coach was a birth coach for hippies.

I don't mean to sound like your mother, but I think you need stitches.


Your loss. Last night included me, with ice cream, naked.

Andy [to Luke]

I forgot to load my gun this morning.

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