Rookie Blue

Rookie Blue Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 8: "Honor Role"

Andy: You need to figure out what's important: being nice or telling the truth.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nash: This is a high school?
Epstein: Technically, it's a preparatory academy.
Nash: Dude, you went to school in a palace.
 • Rating: Unrated

Swarek [to Andy]: I know it's your specialty, but let's try not to overthink this one, okay?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 7: "Hot & Bothered"

Andy: Who knew killing someone would require so much paperwork?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Epstein: Some morning I don't even wanna get out of bed. Then again, I am kind of lazy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peck: What is a doula?
Epstein: A birth coach for hippies.
Peck: I thought a birth coach was a birth coach for hippies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: I don't mean to sound like your mother, but I think you need stitches.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy [to Luke]: Your loss. Last night included me, with ice cream, naked.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 5: "Broad Daylight"

Andy: I forgot to load my gun this morning.
 • Rating: Unrated

Criminal: Edible thing. You know, loves mommy. Wants to kill daddy. Edible.
 • Rating: Unrated

Epstein: You propose to Denise, you might miss out on your very own Sargeant sex.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: What kind of workaholic is this guy?
Nash: The douchebag kind.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Diaz: Denise wants me to propose.
Epstein: Propose what?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 4: "Signals Crossed"

McNally: My stomach is turning.
Epstein: That's called the thrill of the job.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Luke: Are you cold?
McNally: No. I'm perfect.
 • Rating: Unrated

Diaz: He's much more believable as a gay dude.
Epstein: It's true. I shave my chest.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Swarek: You always take so long figuring out what to wear?
McNally: You always hang around women locker rooms?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 2: "Mercury Retrograde"

Swarek: You broke some rules. You disobeyed my order. You acted like a cop.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Diaz: I'm a real Catholic. I don't just sleep with anybody.
Nash: Did you just call me a slut?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peck: My mom taught me that success is 90% luck. 10% timing.
 • Rating: Unrated

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