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Andy: What are you guys doing?
Chris: Oh just cleaning the place a bit. Trying to make it look a little less, you know, murdery.

I like the idea of being a horse cop. Its kind of like being a cowboy.


Sue: Then you and me are going to grab a cup of coffee and you're going to tell me how a guy named Dov ended up as a police officer.
Dov: It's actually Hebrew for bear. It's a really manly name.

Luke: My physical is in six days. I'm still two minutes slower than I was last month.
Andy: Yeah, well you didn't have three belly buttons last month, did you?

Dov: Swarek. So awesome. He's like a method cop.
Traci: Aw. You got a little man crush, Dov?

Traci: Dex packed his bags. Said he didn't want to live a lie anymore.
Andy: Drama queen. Him, not you.

Noelle: What's going on with him?
Dov: Bee sting.
Noelle: Well ain't karma a bitch.

Sam: Time and space, McNally. You said it yourself, none of us are experts.
Andy: Well, except you. Time and space and you're a bona fide savant.
Sam: I'm there when it matters.

Oliver: They're going to get her out of there. Sam, these guys know what they're doing.
Sam: I know.
Oliver: Good. And when she's out... might be a good time to talk to her.
Sam: About what?
Oliver: About... I don't know... whatever.

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