Finally found a use for that cell phone, huh?

Sam

She's blonde, mid-20s. Quite possibly she's not very nice.

Jerry

I take it back. Wingtips are terrifying.

Gail

The fact that she's a cop might make it that much more of a thrill.

Luke

Wrong day to piss me off.

Noelle

Remember what we talked about. Completely uncool to walk around naked in somebody else's place.

Andy

You have a different girl in your bed every week. Sometimes you don't even change the sheets.

Dov

We got the Foxy Brown of undercover escorts in house.

Sam

Why do people have to get married at all?

Sam

Why don't you take your giggles to the bedroom.

Gail

I can't even picture Sam on vacation. He doesn't even own shorts.

Andy

Nick: Wanna go back to my place.
Gail: I'm allergic to your cheap sheets, remember?