Don't complain about the problem - fix it.

Eddie R

Long night? Let me guess you were sleeping with the Enemily again.

Evan

Divya: Here's an idea -- let's have dinner, but absolutely no conversation.
Evan: Yeah, like we're married.

Guys, it seemed to me that it lived it's life...like a candle in the wind.

Evan

No smoking, no drinking, alone in bed...I'm a disgrace to France.

Antwon

Jill: So how does pizza and a shower sound?
Hank: Like the crust would get soggy.

She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.

Evan

Hank: Science makes predictions - not promises.
Boris: Is that your medical opinion or a personal one.
Hank: Maybe a little bit of both.

I get it. Sometimes you have to do something crazy in order to do something wonderful.

Hank

Either I make you nervous or you have a neurological disorder.

Hank

I'm not afraid of intimacy - I just don't like it.

Emily

(to Divya) Think about Raj, what would Raj say if he lost you? Or does he have other wives?

Evan

Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.

Tucker

Note to self, become a doctor.

Evan