Popular Royal Pains Quotes
You're more than a genius man.
Evan
Spencer: Welcome to my fathers office.
Divya: It's very homey.
Trying to get rid of this room seems way the hell more crazy than just trying to stay away from it.
Hank
Sometimes you have to meet family half-way, even if you don't know where their coming from.
Divya
Hank: What's with the Johnny Cash fashion tribute?
Evan: I'm in mourning.
Evan: So we agree to disagree?
Hank: Like we always do.
Like Mr. Kliner. He was our biggest donor. He had plenty of money to throw a retirement party for a ballerina, but not enough to honor his pledge to the free clinic. And for the record, free clinics, they're not free. Big misnomer. They're expensive. Only you can't call them that or nobody would come.
Jill
Hank: (pulling out Tucker's sutures) Huh. The surgeon did nice work.
Tucker: He was under a lot of pressure.
Divya: Why? Was your father standing over him?
Libby: No. I was.
Tucker: Imagine being Mozart's piano tuner but then more stressful than that.
Hank: You wanna grab a bite to eat?
Jill: I only have 30 minutes 'til my next meeting.
Hank: We'll take big bites.
Hank: Well, I'm ready to leave.
Divya: We just got here.
Evan: You know what? I'm actually with Hank on this one. The average age here is dead.
Hank: Who is that guy Jill's talking to?
Evan: Not you.
Note to self, become a doctor.
Evan
