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Royal-pains

He landed face-first into a pile of temporary tattoos.

Dr. Cacani

Luke: That's a waste of time, and urine.
Hank: Your urine already is waste.

What it lacks in good grammar, it more than makes up for in vision and passion.

Evan

You know, Evan, it occurs to me that you brothers name is a doctor. And his name is Hank.

Dr. Cacani

While the business is important, nothing is more important than us.

Hank [to Evan]

Equitable and civil. Let's do this. Alright. Here we go.

Evan

Who gets kicked out of Chess camp after one day? No, who gets kicked out of Chess Camp for fighting?

Jill

You guys aren't back together again?

Divya

Don't you think one of you should consult me about what I want?

Divya
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