He landed face-first into a pile of temporary tattoos.

Dr. Cacani

Luke: That's a waste of time, and urine.
Hank: Your urine already is waste.

What it lacks in good grammar, it more than makes up for in vision and passion.

Evan

You know, Evan, it occurs to me that you brothers name is a doctor. And his name is Hank.

Dr. Cacani

While the business is important, nothing is more important than us.

Hank [to Evan]

Equitable and civil. Let's do this. Alright. Here we go.

Evan

Who gets kicked out of Chess camp after one day? No, who gets kicked out of Chess Camp for fighting?

Jill

You guys aren't back together again?

Divya

Don't you think one of you should consult me about what I want?

Divya

Hollister: But people do it all the time on Greys Anatomy.
Hank: Yes , but those people have desperate serious fake medical problems.

This isn't a treatment, this is a diagnostic tool!

Dr. Van Dyke

Your new business has no money.

Jill

Royal Pains Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

You and Hank are the only family I have right now. I lost one family. I cannot lose another.

Divya

That's not a choice!

Evan & Hank [to Divya]