Royal Pains

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Royal pains

A lot of people hide their careers from their parents. Like, uh, hitmen do it. Exotic dancers, uh, AIG executives.

Evan

Jill: Thanks again for helping out.
Hank: Hey, that's what friends who sleep together and then don't talk about it are for.

Evan: You think when we have kids, we're gonna mess them up? You ever think about that?
Hank: Oh, sorry. I was just thinking about what kids of yours would be like.
Evan: Oh, what? Just smart and intelligent and just overall awesome.
Hank: So they'll take after your wife.

(to Divya) I'm proud of you, and I don't even like you that much.

Evan
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Royal Pains Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

A lot of people hide their careers from their parents. Like, uh, hitmen do it. Exotic dancers, uh, AIG executives.

Evan

Jill: Thanks again for helping out.
Hank: Hey, that's what friends who sleep together and then don't talk about it are for.

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