I may have lost one son, but I'm sure as hell not gonna loose another one.

Eddie

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Just pet the goose.

Evan

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Evan: I've been thinking about putting a will together. Um, I'd leave everything to you, but since I don't actually own anything I'd just leave you the will. Does that interest you at all?
Hank: No it doesn't.

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Evan: It's your classic existential dilemma.
Hank: I don't think you know existential means.

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She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.

Evan

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Hey! Don't want to make Aronald mad.

Evan

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Faith: Maybe you'd be willing to show me the sites?
Evan: Willing and able.

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Mrs. Neuberger: Did you know that he is bringing sexy back?
Hank: I didn't know it was ever there.

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I shouldn't have eaten that cake Hank - I should've just applied it to my thighs.

Mrs. Neuberger

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Cheese on three. One two three - cheese!

Evan

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