Royal Pains

Royal Pains "Keeping the Faith" Quotes

Eddie: I may have lost one son, but I'm sure as hell not gonna loose another one.
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Evan: Just pet the goose.
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Evan: I've been thinking about putting a will together. Um, I'd leave everything to you, but since I don't actually own anything I'd just leave you the will. Does that interest you at all?
Hank: No it doesn't.
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Evan: It's your classic existential dilemma.
Hank: I don't think you know existential means.
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Evan: She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.
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Evan: Hey! Don't want to make Aronald mad.
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Faith: Maybe you'd be willing to show me the sites?
Evan: Willing and able.
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Mrs. Neuberger: Did you know that he is bringing sexy back?
Hank: I didn't know it was ever there.
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Mrs. Neuberger: I shouldn't have eaten that cake Hank - I should've just applied it to my thighs.
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Evan: Cheese on three. One two three - cheese!
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