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I may have lost one son, but I'm sure as hell not gonna loose another one.

Eddie

Just pet the goose.

Evan

Evan: I've been thinking about putting a will together. Um, I'd leave everything to you, but since I don't actually own anything I'd just leave you the will. Does that interest you at all?
Hank: No it doesn't.

Evan: It's your classic existential dilemma.
Hank: I don't think you know existential means.

She's crazier than Glenn Close on Easter.

Evan

Hey! Don't want to make Aronald mad.

Evan

Faith: Maybe you'd be willing to show me the sites?
Evan: Willing and able.

Mrs. Neuberger: Did you know that he is bringing sexy back?
Hank: I didn't know it was ever there.

I shouldn't have eaten that cake Hank - I should've just applied it to my thighs.

Mrs. Neuberger

Cheese on three. One two three - cheese!

Evan
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Royal Pains Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

I shouldn't have eaten that cake Hank - I should've just applied it to my thighs.

Mrs. Neuberger

Cheese on three. One two three - cheese!

Evan
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