Me and my underdog sperm will by right here when you get back, screening the movie Rudy for inspiration.

Evan

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• Added: May 19, 2016

Even my dad, the reformed hustler and flake has beaten me to the altar.

Hank

• Permalink: Even my dad, the reformed hustler and flake has beaten me to the altar.
• Added: May 19, 2016

Life just keeps throwing us curve balls, doesn’t it? Curve balls filled with anxiety.

Hank

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• Added: May 19, 2016

This hospital is non-partisan, Paige. We kiss all VIP asses equally.

Evan

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• Added: May 19, 2016

Paige: I know you won't be saying things like that if I ever get pregnant.
Evan: When you get pregnant.

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• Added: May 19, 2016

Divya: I'm not worried about finding something fancy. I am worried about finding something I can fit in to.
Evan: I actually have an old camping tent you can borrow if you like.

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• Added: May 19, 2016